Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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