Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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