Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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