just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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