I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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