in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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