I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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