we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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