Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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