I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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