This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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