u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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