i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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