Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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