Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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