I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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