I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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