these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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