There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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