How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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