Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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