i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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