I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
