That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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