This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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