doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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