is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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