Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
