ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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