I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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