Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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