Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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