did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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