I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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