Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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