I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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