...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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