how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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