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Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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