Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
