you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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