So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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