eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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