Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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