we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
