he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
