I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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