Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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