I looked at my own cervix.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
MIDGETS
????
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
