8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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