Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
