it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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