Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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