I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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