Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i think i have two assholes
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Found your dick twin last night
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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