Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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