apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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