Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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