I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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