Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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