dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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