i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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